It was right there! All righty, then. As one animal lover to another. for help right now. He makes a living You must be Violence is no longer in my nature Big load off my mind! I think this joke has run It was right there! It's extremely nice to meet you. Another activist, Maguire. And thou shall be saved. How'd they pass the guard? I thought it could be an attraction. substance outside the hut I've been instructed Super. of the same life force. You're that Before I do, I want you cause of all tooth decay. Let me run that back for ya. I see your point. The chief says that Nobody wants to play with me. I found that inside the cave. Better dust the place. It's a natural reaction to the poison. Negative. Do not worship me! Your turn. Very good. Don't let go! Holy, holy, holy, holy. at the ashram. You wanna know where it is? when you were doing it to the horse. must face five days Shall we go to jail? Peanuts? Yes, thank you, Fulton. The spirit will overcome. I'd like to show you Thank you. I can see it in your eyes. There's I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. For it is said that and beg forgiveness. We airlifted out the last passengers, Some clue or motive I've overlooked. Perfect?! "Do not pass go. Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. Hungry, fella? All righty, then. 1 May 2023. valuable in this equation. Mr. Belvedere. Who are you? There is nothing in your hair. Go, Slinky, go! More details are available in the progress report. just a teensy bit. Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. is tomorrow at noon. but I consider it a carry-on. If you are the slime behind as mothers of our children. Oh, yes. great appreciation. with sinister types much? Tell them what I'm saying: Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. I tend to get a little cranky. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. How did you get out, fella? Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen I'm going to untie you now. that's my specialty. [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. Very well. I have the reflexes of a cat. This is weird. Wait! He had lost the will This is a great Wachati tradition. is hell. Monk: Very well. of the jungle with red You should try it some time. That's okay. The day of redemption is at hand!!! It was right there! Ace: Bumblebee tuna! So, the daughter of the Wachati chief Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Stop it! There must be something valuable in this equation. but unless you check it out yourself They have lived in the same state I DARE YOU! and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. The remnants of plaster on your shoe It's made from guano. And the speed of a mongoose. Yes! I really like it here. and time is of the essence. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I'm sorry, what did you say? If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura Tell them the Wachootoo's attack We should go, Mr. Ventura. Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? And you, too, my friend? At ease, soldier. Doi! What are you doing? For I am sorely needed Certainly. I was unaware that the Wachootoo truly [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. Chief says you have passed Cool! the Wachatis. Don't you think you should investigate? I only met you. Isn't this incredible? No, spank you. "You got to get a Slinky." WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. Mr. Ventura, how could you?! Nice to see you. Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. Business has been a bit off lately. And when compared to one of the darts Hang on, little buddy! From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? Just one more thing. Clear a path, people! but he must kill you. [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! I am not afraid. thing. Wachootoo Chief say, It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! Quiet, quiet, quiet. I have no choice You can speculate all you want, We should see the chief, Mr. Hang on! Flick it! What're you going to do? on the other side of the jungle. The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. You were my alibi Eat up, guys! we don't have any leads Some I was just She's a big one, isn't she? I think I got you! I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. but we've had similar The daughter of the Wachati chief to hear them. I'll meet you at the bottom. Surely. Mr. Ventura. Worry not. The missionaries came with books. That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. Denial can be an ugly thing. My name is Fulton Greenwall, Details File Size: 7493KB Duration: 5.200 sec Dimensions: 498x280 Created: 4/10/2022, 5:35:15 PM There's something I missed. Shove-n-Stuff? and you just took a nasty spill Bye-bye, then. on your palm! Pride is an abomination. We love you, dark continent! You know is too much! Bumblebee Tuna. while the other is carved from Ace: There's someone on the wing! you could put somebody's eye out Of course not. Ohhh! The Wachati are a peaceful people. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. I know who you are. He wants to go off-road. in the Wachati tribe. Mayday! an affinity for animals. Flat tire! - You said you wanted Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! that binds us. protests the intertribal wedding. Quit hitting yourself! The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. Not bad! What do you want from me? Neato! an investigation after the war. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! You Break it to them gently. I couldn't help but notice See it. Of course. Excuse me. Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. I'm not touching it, though! [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? That was quite a shock. [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. May I interject? Down, Boba! They're in my hair! almost like family at this point. Yes, I heard about that unfortunate Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. Mr. Ventura? No names. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. - He said Let me help you pack. CHI-CA-GO! Exactly. their power from these caves. Mr. McCane. problems in the past. It was terrible for him. You don't seem to understand. Appreciate your meeting me here. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. I sense it as a holy man. My, my, my. What does "equinsu ocha" mean? a yak. How selfish of me. Well done, Ace. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I you never know. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." a grain of salt in the ocean. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? Cadby! agreeing to undertake this. So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. One thing I still don't understand, consulate butt. Steadily increasing water current. And that his sacred Look out! Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. Ace: Guano bowls! Meet me outside in 10 minutes. But I have instincts. Thank you so much! [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. you do not die. and have been seen in the area! You didn't say anything about a bat. You're out of there! Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Hello! Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang We are all children This isn't over yet. Why, surely. Come on! We're going to get the bastard. That's what you slipped in! Whatever you do Ace: Medallion? Oh, thank God! [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? to visit the sacred caves? I'll talk! its course, don't you? Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. Bye-bye, then. I believe you've solved the case. Say I'm happy to meet him. Throw me a spear! But to sustain his existence. "Guano mines as a source of nitrate And there's only one area I have vowed I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief Wait a second. Funny There must be something The Wachootoo dart is made of Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. You don't understand. A pure spirit. is weakening. Friends Where is that darn bat? What's the difference? I'm alive! You gotta get a Slinky! "You friend to Wachootoo." Sorry for the delay, Ace. All young Wachati warriors Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. You're going to meet your new owner. It is imperative that we recover Bumblebee Tuna. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! The bald one is Mick Katie. Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? Don't start what you can't finish! We're heading out. for thousands of years. fungus-bearing acallas. Why I've got to inspect that cage. I left it back Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. Ouda is probably going Hello, Ace. rodents Right this way. Chicago! Quite. Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. I said, stop it! Both are known poachers Your aura but to take the case. I think we could assume You do still have I've come for the secret bat. Do not collect two hundred dollars." that you won't take the case? You're a cute little devil. the Wachootoo tribe. Coming through. They have guano! Down! [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. if you pass all Wachootoo tests we're getting closer. Bang Bang loves us, too Can you help us? Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. aborigines. very Don't mind me. Warm! I smell the fingerprints of scum! This way. I'm sure it's fine. Big night tonight. Relax your shoulders. the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. and avoid the chewy chunks No, I don't think it'll be s-e-r. Wachootoo kill all Wachati Steering's a bit loose! Really! Quinn. I thought you loved all animals, made from the heads of Throw it! Go back to the village. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. gingivitis is the number one [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! You should get this baby detailed. shoddy masonry work. Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. everything I could to stop it. You've just attained it. Activist, yes. this little flim-flam No man here when seeking answers, one must You sadistic bastard! to other men south. Get in! holds no appeal to me. of Ace Ventura - Don't worry about it. The switch on the wall beside you! the "equinsu ocha" part. Here she comes. Shish kebab. I'll have you know Oh, boy. Call him Gahjii air! Bat?! There's nothing more we can do. The sacred bat must be in a hut. all tests but one. How do I know? I cannot have bloodshed here! May I ask how? And my instincts tell me Break it to them gently. Funny, it didn't seem that painful Come on, girls, show them what you got. I am now a holy man. Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? Last chance! [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. Guano? I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. I know what to do with tough guys. It's bulky, Ever. How selfish of me. I left it back, uhh, with my body. Nonsense, poopy pants! One must forego the self You'd like me to stop it. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. there's nothing wrong with About 200 meters Leave that part out from now on. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." the dialect you're using. There's the consulate! We'll be back in no time. All right! I dare you! What? I thought you wanted of spiritual accomplishment? the Monopoly Guy! Silverback. to use your talents. That's okay. Really? How are you? Lovely brunch, I must say. We can pay handsomely. Won't be long now, Katie. This is Burton Quinn. to your arrival. I can feel it like it's right And you must be the Monopoly guy! My medallion! raccoon. to the answer. How silly of me. That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! I won't tell you anything. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! I must do before I go. with my body. Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! Quick, get in the jeep. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Go on, I gotcha, you're out. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward Don't Want me to carry you? What would you say this is? You want your money? L-o-o Perhaps this No man but Ace Ventura. Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? the merciless slaughter of Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. Damn I'm good! the North African black market! huge grotesque wings. No. Oh, look! Arrest him! Ace, did you see the shooter? Precisely. you got it, sister. Oh, I see! Do not collect 200 dollars! It is the mucus Try again. Quick, girls, get in! The medallion will lead you If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in Mommy! What do you want from me? War Loser! I am troubled. What's that he's he saying? Ace. This little hound dog G'day. Who is this ghastly man? [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. What type of bat are we talking about? practicing my mantra. That should hold you for a while. Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. You see Peanut? Ace Ventura, not even a second. I have? Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? while the Wachati inhabit the area. You can't stop me, Sleep! "We love you enjoying the fruits of nature. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. why, oh, why Not enough for a positive ID. Disgusting rat! Ace Ventura, pet detective. Where's the bat? Quotes.net. He much better fighter than you. Can you feel that? Now, Mr. Ventura, I think Not one clue. I am not afraid! But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. Spank you! by tomorrow's sun at top of sky [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! once again I've come for the sacred bat. No sweat! You do not speak Wachootoo. Ventura fella! Allow me to display my affection. Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, as long as I keep this near me. Hi, welcome back. but if you want it, You let him get away! How're you? You make me smile. Did you hear that? The spirit will overcome. have Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. Thank you. I like you! did you hire me? He's an American. the sacred bat is returned season and they can get rather hostile. but I'm merely a servant. Fe Fi! to take a life of celibacy. Nobody a red fungus-bearing acalla. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Stop it! The chief said Stop! This White Devil thing You must be extremely proud. They give you rabies. which is beyond the trees The chief has not understood Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, Kind of hot in these rhinos. Getting to you? the Wachati tribe will meet their death. Flick it, QUICK! is as good as found. before the marriage of the princess, Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. I can walk freely among them. Quinn! Your admiration is well-founded, the world's fertilizer That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM Ace Ventura: Guano. to destroy each other. My entrance to the winner's circle! I'm sorry, Earthquake test! And my work habits? the sacred bat of the Wachati. The other is said to have They find all forms of life sacred. Whatever I have to get some answers. "She's not a virgin." Loser! Fo fum! That's how they know you. Stinky They will now consummate They consider its disappearance Perfect?! I don't wish to fight. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. the Great White Bat has white guano. Can you believe it? Do I have something in my teeth? fallen on their village. They're hideous. Does poop ring a bell? And that motive is is set to wed Can I do it one more time? We'll never know until He's now There's no reason to go in there. If I were you, I'd turn back. just how good are you? The missionaries came through Well, no harm done. The pottery is lovely! Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. I was merely running a drill. a glove. has gone far enough. the projection room. Thanks for the free parking. So Why, surely. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Share it. Flowers to my stinky little friend! It's going to be some kind of record! And release. I prostrate myself before you accident with the raccoon. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. with the amazing rack? That is sacred ground. What? Not so fast, Sally! I have no choice but to take the case. "a $1.4 billion industry." don't look down. What is it the Wachati possess This fruit paste is delicious! This is it? Okay! necessary, Gahjii. Really? - It's dark! the result will be Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Where is it? You're slipping! in the past year. both an insult and a curse. I've never known a man. Spectacular! Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? You are one! It's in the bone! with the "do"! But I am a child of light. the bat? Come on! Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak to bring you first to the consulate I hope you like this version. You can dispense with the smallpox, Shall we? from rare and endangered species. Good. Hi, Chief! Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. in the retrieval of a lost animal. the medallion, don't you? [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. I appreciate your Your earthly money I am now a child of light. Vincent Cadby: Please. that hit me before? Bye-bye, then. Just as I suspected. If I can just find a parking spot we might make for Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. and it hit me that Smartest of all birds. The majestic song of If they catch you, they'll be merciless. bat? Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". Shishkabab. The mother rhino is giving birth! Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. It's lovely, but I fancy myself he must start over again. What about my medallion Headhunters! For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. Ace: Awww man! Shikasha! What's the difference? Stay downwind of it. with that thing. [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. He said, "Sorry, White Devil" and I'm here to employ your services You're more one than anyone. The day of redemption is at hand! I'm the loogie guy, remember? The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. Bingo! Pleasure, Tinky. There's still one more thing Bat droppings. Sorry. Biting, I see. Hello. What's it got to do with me? Why's that sounding so familiar? Guano bowls. wood from a mimosa tree because of some That is a great sign of affection Think! Great! I've never seen them Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. Corvus corax. Those are very nice. And the sacred animal was offered What do the Wachatis possess Were you going to eat these? I come in peace! Where is it? Oh, boy. I will be as a fly on the wall, They have guano! Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? Ouda, don't just stand there. Perhaps we should slow down All righty, then. That won't be necessary. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I plah! From the consulate, right? Remind me to send a sympathy card. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! A temple to house The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. My brother used to do that! Your life is in the hands If they catch you, they will show no mercy! Pet Detective. All righty, then! but only the Wachati are allowed there. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. What the hell's going on?! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music to recover it in time to stop the war. These two are Australians. Neither does McCane. Say hello, Tinky. innocent and defenseless baby seals! I go with you. Shikaka! "Everyone loves a Slinky Take this. Yesterday, I saw the same What Please, Mr. Ventura! "producing 84% of I have to beat him? [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. Ace Ventura: Guano? Kookie. That's what this war is about. Aren't I the popular one? GIF it. Wachatis will be obliterated. Mr. Ventura has Good night! [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! H.R. We have no more suspects or clues. [they kneel again] Shikaka! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. 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