I know a place where you can go work, and they gonna treat you real nice, and give you three meals a day! Right now? Josh publicly exposes Linda's tampering with client files to radio shows, The View, and other mainstream media, triggering a mass protest movement to set free those she wrongfully convicted. Madea grabbed Toni by 2 of her ankles, dragged her upstairs, hitting her head on every step. It's implied Linda was fired from her job and disbarred, while a news update reveals that she has been indicted for her crimes and will face arrest, trial and prison. Keep those people around, that's a leaf that's trying to grow up and be something else. : Ella! Okay Toni, this is your problem Madea told Toni to go upstairs 13 stairs and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. I know a place where you can get fed three meals a day for free. I don't know who I'm talking to, but there's a lady in this section somewhere, watch how you treat them. Candace, Madea, and five other women that Linda prosecuted have their convictions overturned and are released. [9] On its second weekend, it dropped 61 percent, but remained at #1 grossing another $16,175,926 (2,052 theaters, $7,883 average), bringing the 10-day gross to $64,525,548. That same evening at Madea's house, she is waiting on her front lawn when the police arrive and is arrested after being tackled. Madea Toni Madea : [to Sonny] I told your mama to let you ride the little bus, she said 'he don't belong on the little bus' I said 'well tell him its a SUV, he needs to be on the little bus'. Madea Goes to Jail Full Movie (2009) FREEWATCH FULL MOVIE FREE! https://re.movieunlimited.net/movie/tt1142800/WATCH MORE MOVIES NOW! https://www.yout. Free (& Subscription) Games for All Platforms: New & Upcoming, What to Watch in May: 18 Notable TV Shows & Streaming Movies. He said "Say one more thing", I said "Go to hell", he said "Go to jail". Josh and Linda later find Candace strung out at his front door, bringing her into his home. : But where is my food! : It is the fourth film in the Madea cinematic universe as it follows up from the cameo appearance of Madea in the previous film Meet the Browns and it features Cora and Mr. Brown from that film. Who I am is conflicting with this dress I have on. But if you tell somebody 'What you're doing is hurting me and I need you to stop' and they keep doing it, they don't care. What is wrong with you? I'd rather be in a corner by myself with a puppy and a goldfish and be happy than to be sitting around with somebody in my house and wondering what the hell they there for. Technical Specs. Madea When it comes to Madea's turn with Brian (Tyler Perry) mentioning that the police officers failed to read her Miranda warning, she admits her permanent license suspension and Judge Ephriam places her in an anger management course. The judge in question is Greg Mathis who sentences her to prison for five to ten years. Check box if your review contains spoilers. Dr. Phil: Yeah but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. | Madea Contact me | Privacy policy | Join the mailing list | Links. Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail is a 2009 American comedy-drama film written and directed by Tyler Perry, which was based on his 2006 play. | : she ultimately resurfaces as Candy's cellmate. Did I ever ask you for anything? But the minute you step out there on them, they'll break and they'll leave you high and dry. Madea: [Beeper goes off] That they gotta check you. Katie This was actually 2 movies in 1 where neither had anything to do with each other. That's spread Ella? You trying to call me black or somethin'? Most people in the world are like that. : Madea Madea Goes To Jail Script That old lady is crazy. At the first part of the movie when Candy (the prostitute) leaves the courthouse to talk to Derek, her hair moves between shots. The queen of "hellers," "hallelujers" and "how ya durins" will be back on the big screen Friday in 'Boo 2! What I DO is tell them, 'Look, this thing you doing right here is gonna cause a problem. Cora Her fiery attitude rivals Candace's easily from their first minute in introduction. You hear me, Sonny? That is crazy as hell! I knew a woman who was married to a man for 38 years, she cheated on him for 42 years, and he died thinking he was the only one. Oh, girl, your hair is so pretty. You know, I don't know what's wrong with folks, ain't anything wrong with these kids, they just need some love and support and discipline. Opinion on Madea's so-called innocence was actually divided, with a number of people, including Whoopi Goldberg on The View, trying to get others to realize that Madea had in fact committed the crimes she was arrested for even if her sentence was longer than it should've. Madea then flees back home as the woman calls her police officer husband. Madea: Yeah, what do you mean "brownies for my brownie"? At Madea's trial, Brian informs Madea that Judge Ephriam isn't overseeing her case this time. Madea The critics have done it AGAIN! (Lionsgate). Madea: If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like! If the wind blows, they're over here, they're unstable. Hell, that's what that time is for, to get YOURSELF together! : The film was released on February 20, 2009. You can unsubscribe at any time. Tropes for Madea Goes to Jail: Adaptation Dye-Job: Donna and Candace sport pretty wild hair colors while working the streets. | I made them myself. Josh tells everyone else in the church, including the head A.D.A., the Mayor and the Governor of his fianc's actions. Madea Madea Most people in the world are like that. Madea consults with Dr. Phil McGraw for anger management, but does not cooperate with McGraw, as he tells Cora that he'll be filing this report to the judge. 11. They ain't never gonna be nothing, that's what they put on this earth for, to be what they are: A LEAF. 'I'm sorry, you gots to go. At long last, Madea returns to the big screen in "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail." This time America's favorite irreverent, pistol-packin' grandmomma is raising hell behind bars and lobbying for her freedom.Hallelujer! Madea Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail. In fact, the whole idea of "Madea goes to jail" is misleading. A handful of minor/miscellaneous characters also smoke in a few scenes. Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? A tree can have a hundred million branches but only a few roots down at the bottom to make sure it gets everything they need. [slides off her hood and opens the driver door] Brown: You look bad. There's even a scene where she pulls an. Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? This is a movie about black peoples problems.And how unfair Society is.NOT FUNNY and BAD ACTING. I'm telling you, Sonny, when you get you some roots, you better hold on to them because the rest of them, you let them go. We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up!'. : : Hell. Let folks go, Sonny. Did I ask you for some me time? This theme is very prominent in "Madea Goes to Jail" when Madea confronts another inmate who blames her father for why she ended up in prison: "I can't stand folks wanna be the victim. Madea Something big is coming to the big house. You're watching that Mabel Simmons case. If the movie is a mess, it's a purposeful mess, cannily, if not artfully, pushing all the right buttons to ensure Perry will be back for another round. They ain't worried about being seen, don't nobody have to know that they know you, they ain't got to know what they're doing for you. The film was released on February 20, 2009. https://www.quotes.net/movies/madea_goes_to_jail_131851, https://www.quotes.net/movies/madea_goes_to_jail_quotes_131851. Ella. Lord, do I have to listen to all this melodrama? Now, that old woman has been giving the police the blues all of her life. But that's alright, that's some people. They have underated another GREAT Perry film! She subsequently allowed her anger at him and the trauma from the rape to consume her, which led to her dropping out of school and becoming a drug addict and prostitute. Madea: You got to go on with your life. There ya go, spread that, check that. Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Whatever they're running after, they'll see what they had in a minute, but by then it's gonna be too late. Cora: What? Atlanta's Most Reliable Source of Entertainment Gossip! Letterman acknowledged that Brill was "known in New York as 'Queen of the Night'" what had been called, and would be called again, many times, an "It" girl. - It's all over the news. You or me? - She was an ugly baby. I'm Madea! But that sign say "Do Not Feed The Monkeys". They'll get there and make you think that they're a good friend and they're real strong. Madea: [car behind her is honking] I don't know what you blowing at me for but keep blowing. But has he succeeded only in creating a kind of ghetto for black-themed entertainment that's of sub-par quality -- one that, admittedly, makes him a lot of money? You look like you've been doing hard time. I went over there one day and he came to the door wearing a helmet, a diaper, cowboy boots, eating Cap'n Crunch out of a bowl with no milk. What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? No, noooo! Official Sites She tells the class they need to stop seeing themselves as victims and forgive those who led them onto the bad paths they've been on, as they weren't the ones who ended up in jail. Played quite saucier than a. Helen also makes it a habit of making sure girls like Candace and Donna use clean needles if they're going to use drugs. Get up and go on with your life. Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge and he said "I'm sick of seeing you", I said "I'm sick of seeing you too". : There's only two places on earth that you're gonna have peace: the grave and your house. if seasons change, they wither and die, they're gone. Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail is a 2009 American comedy-drama film written and directed by Tyler Perry, which was based on his 2006 play. Mm-hmm. As of July 12, 2009, 1,125,422 DVD units have been sold, gathering revenue of $18,223,621. Joe shows how loyal he is to family when sister Madea is apprehended by the police, Joe himself still in the car with her. Your daddy is out there enjoying his life while you're in prison. who caught Linda padding Candy and other clients' files. They're just there to take from the tree, they ain't there to do nothing but take and give shade every now and then. Madea If somebody want to walk out of your life, LET THEM GO. Pete 116. brother in jail quotes. Even though she blackmailed him into keeping quiet, he was eventually able to come clean about it and bring her down. Okay? [looking at Cora's WWJD bracelet] Madea: Ain't nobody said it was gonna be easy, but it will get easy when you learn how to love yourself. Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. Madea Goes To Jail Addeddate 2021-10-30 11:46:03 Identifier madea-goes-to-jail-360-p Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. I see people taking in foster kids just to get money off of them, you need to watch how you treat these kids. : Though he plays two other roles, Perry only really cuts loose when he dons Madea's housecoat, turning her into a devilishly funny voice of reason. Madea Goes to Jail is a 2009 film by Tyler Perry reprising his role as Madea, the don't-mess-with-me matriarch who finds herself in jail after one too many entanglements with the law. Revealing mistake: When Cora and Madea are driving the mini-van to go to anger management you can see that the gear shift lever is in the up or "park" position. On Josh's wedding day, Chuck, serving as best man, tells him that Linda falsified Candace's file. Young kids acting the hell out of control [empties her bag of belts] We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up!'. : It's great that Perry has seized opportunity for himself and for the performers he employs. The consensus says, "Divided between sincere melodrama and populist comedy, Madea Goes to Jail fails to provide enough laughs or screen time for its titular heroine. Dr. Phil Every day, it'll get easier and easier and easier, you just have to make it through. That's all they can do. : : Let folks go! Madea: I've been tearing that ass up. But if those roots weren't there, that tree couldn't live, you understand? Madea The play and the film deal with Perry's signature character Madea going to prison for her uncontrollable anger management problems. The film was released on February 20, 2009. : Madea: Cora do me a favor. What was I going through? Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? : Discover (and save!) People be rebuking Satan, I'll be rebuking Satan and beating the hell out of everything that's up in there until they get out. Madea: Ride or die, fool! [considers it] Beat me with your Bible every five minutes like my Grandma did? - You better mean it. Lord, where is my man, Lord where is my woman'. But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns rally behind her, lending their special "country" brand of support. Company Credits You're here because of what YOU did. They pay you? is] What're you in here for, stealing flowers? : Sometimes in front of her shoulder and sometimes behind her shoulder etc. Marlo Hampton Says Kandi Burruss is "Too Busy Chasing A Bag" To Raise Her Kids. Madea gains serial killer T.T. Josh asks his fiance and fellow ADA Linda Davis (Ion Overman) to fill in on his behalf before Judge Mablean Ephriam. Cora: What? Madea Sonny: [in a funk after Vanessa left him] I just don't What am I supposed to do now? Vanessa: No she's not, why don't you come back tomorrow? Meanwhile, Assistant District Attorney Joshua Hardaway is on the fast track to career success. Yes, we catch her fixing it in the mirror. Sonny Conversely, Candace sees right through Linda upon meeting her and tells Josh that it will never work between them since they are too different: Linda is a spoiled brat who considers people who have a lower status than her as inferior, while Josh actually cares about helping anyone he sees in trouble. Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. Good morning, all. Her part here - a minister combing the street for crack-whores to rescue - is about three times as large. Madea Go. : : Sonny: It ended when the two of us became three. Returning home from court, Madea finds a party taking place in her house hosted by her brother, Joe Simmons, who claims he threw the party to try and cheer up Madea. I can't live in dysfunction, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital? Ride or die! If you don't know how to be by yourself, what you gonna do with somebody else? You didn't know it so you just fell in love and now you wonder why you don't have no peace anywhere you go. I told your mama to let you ride the little bus, she said 'he don't belong on the little bus' I said 'well tell him its a SUV, he needs to be on the little bus'. This is mine'. You sittin' here looking like 412 pounds of a clogged artery. Some people are like leaves on a tree. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. I ain't joking here, now. Publication date 2009 Usage Public Domain Mark 1.0 Topics Movies Language English. : Meanwhile, Josh keeps helping Candace to the points of rescuing her from pimp Arthur (Benjamn Bentez) who harassed her and her fellow prostitute friend Donna (Vanessa Ferlito). It's all right to sit around and be depressed for a minute, cry about it, do whatever you have to but don't stay there too long. Brown. He grew you in a petri dish! Madea: That's spread Ella? Madea: I knew a woman who was married to a man for 38 years, she cheated on him for 42 years, and he died thinking he was the only one. : ', you will make a decision. But Hardaway lands a case too personal to handle - defending young prostitute and former drug addict Candace Washington - and asks his fiance and fellow ADA Linda Holmes to fill in on his behalf. 1 May 2023. Meanwhile, Assistant District Attorney Josh Hardaway lands a case that's too personal to handle: that of a young prostitute and former drug addict named Candace. Vanessa: Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you? Meanwhile, in the B-plot to the movie, a prostitute named Candace (Keshia Knight Pulliam) fatefully encounters Josh (Derek Luke), her best friend from . If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like! Madea: Hold up Hold up let me sign out. Starring: Tyler Perry, Derek Luke, David Mann, Keshia Knight Pulliam. Madea: [from trailer] Did you see Basic Instinct? Donna's crown and top layers are bleached blonde with brownish locks while Candace wears a fiery red wig. : If you see somebody fix it or even trying to fix it, that's somebody that cares. : Madea He is prosecuting a young prostitute and drug addict, Candace "Candy" Washington-Collins (Keshia Knight Pulliam), with whom he is already acquainted. After Josh asks Ellen to help Candace, Ellen gets her a job interview, but it results in sexual harassment by Mr. Brackman (Jackson Walker), whom Candace kicks in the groin before storming out. : Madea Movie fans will likely be very wary of the next Madea movie after feeling like. Hey Katie, I mean hello Mama. They ain't worried about being seen, don't nobody have to know that they know you, they ain't got to know what they're doing for you. Madea is picked up by Cora, Mr. Brown, and Brian while Candace and Josh walk out of the prison together and share a kiss in front of the press. And you're gonna always mess up when you mix those seasonal people up with lifetime expectations. Ella Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail. You hear me, Sonny? : if seasons change, they wither and die, they're gone. Helen doesn't play! Madea: What the hell you talking about? Ma to the damn D-E-A! How old was he? The real story deals with Josh (Derek Luke), an assistant D.A. I'm telling you, Sonny, when you get you some roots, you better hold on to them because the rest of them, you let them go. This causes Linda to get jealous and fear Josh may be cheating on her. You need to fix that because if we're gonna be friends and gonna be cool, you need to fix that. Shut to the up. Shut to the up. But Madea's eccentric family members the Browns rally behind her, lending their special "country" brand of support. Madea: I don't understand why people want to be a victim. Dr. Phil You got to know which is which. Okay? They'll get there and make you think that they're a good friend and they're real strong. : It only matters what you answer to. Spread them. : This was actually 2 movies in 1 where neither had anything to do with each other. [to Vanessa after smacking her on the side of the head] : Go work on YOU! Filming & Production You can just go on down there and swim around for a while, and they'll feed you. Madea Goes to Jail received negative reviews from critics, but was a box office success, grossing $90.5 million worldwide against a $17.5 million budget.[3]. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Stop praying about it! Just keep on laughing you rusty old bastard. Donna's pimp who beats her and is implied to have. Jesus didn't have no car, Cora. TENSE FAMILY SCENES; Family members worry about Madea being sent off to prison. When you get to a point in your life where you look at people and you go 'Okay wait a minute. Web. Madea I don't want to do that in front of all these people. Madea: Okay Toni, this is your problem Madea told Toni to go upstairs 13 stairs and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. What the hell you talking about? It only matters what you answer to. Joe Let her talk! Jackson Walker as Mr. Brackman, a man who interviews Candy for a job. Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. who unfortunately has no characterization beyond that.
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